It happens virtually every weekend during the racing season --
we sit on the couch and watch as our heroes in (choose one: stock
cars, Indy cars, dragsters) wheel their way to fame, fortune and
glory. And truth be told, there's not one of us who hasn't thought
that, given the chance, the smiling face staring back through
the TV set from victory lane could be ours. If we only had the
chance to prove it . . . Well, maybe now you can. SpeedZone is an interactive motorsports
attraction geared toward providing regular Joes (and Janes) like
us the chance to get our speed thrills without risking life, limb
or a weekend in jail. Affiliated with the nationwide Malibu chain of driving attractions,
SpeedZone is aimed squarely at the adult motorsports enthusiast.
In fact, all participants must be legally licensed drivers before
they're allowed to show their stuff on one of the four different
tracks. Reinforcing the adult theme is SpeedZone's policy of closing
the park to persons under the age of 18 after 9 pm. Until then, though, the kids (and parents) have plenty to do off
the tracks. An arcade outfitted with all the latest driving and
racing video games provides young and old alike with plenty of
cyber-excitement. A full-service restaurant and bar serves up
hot food and cold drinks, while a well-stocked gift shop has all
the cool souvenirs to remember your visit with. But the real fun of SpeedZone is driving. Four different tracks
and types of cars are provided. Those who have visited a Malibu
park will recognize the Grand Prix track and Virage cars. These
are single-seat scale open wheel cars that are driven on an extremely
tight and twisty road course. Drivers compete against the clock
on this track, and the cars offer enough performance to satisfy
almost any would-be Mario Andretti. While the youngsters can't
actually drive these cars, special two-seaters allow Mom or Dad
to show off their driving skills with junior in the car. The Turbo Track features scaled-down Ferrari F-40s that are raced
wheel-to-wheel against other drivers on yet another road course.
The Slick Track pits a group of drivers against one another on
a special, polished-concrete surface that's very slippery. The
fun here is slipping and sliding the cars around as you try to
pass others on the track. Competition on the Slick Track can get
heated since it's very easy to spin a competitor (or get spun
out). Of course, SpeedZone personnel are strategically placed
to help those who have spun out get headed back in the right direction,
and to prevent the on-track shenanigans from getting out of hand. By far the most unusual and exciting SpeedZone cars are the Top
Eliminator Dragsters. Rail dragsters powered by 300-horse 350
Chevy crate engines burning propane are positioned on a specially
built track, and the drivers drag race one another down the track.
The cars reach 70 mph in about 3 seconds, providing a performance
thrill unequaled by anything short of a real drag strip. For safety's
sake, the cars are attached to rails made into the track, so no
steering is necessary, and once the dragsters pass through the
finish line they are stopped automatically by a computer-controlled
braking system. The driver stages the car, nails the gas on the
green, and shifts the automatic transmission via a button mounted
on the steering wheel. These cars are great fun, and the satisfaction
of "hole-shotting" your rivals and outrunning them to the finish
line is fantastic. The Top Eliminator Dragsters are worth the
visit themselves. As of this writing, only three SpeedZones are currently open;
one each in Los Angeles, Dallas and Atlanta. Many more are slated
to open very soon, however, mostly in the warmer climate areas.
(A 70-mph blast in an open cockpit racer wouldn't be much fun
during a Chicago winter!) If you get the chance, though, you really
should make it a point to visit a SpeedZone park. It's the closest
thing to professional racing most of us will ever experience,
short of our daydreams on the couch, there is satisfaction of
"hole-shotting" your rivals and outrunning them to the finish
line is fantastic. The Top Eliminator Dragsters are worth the
visit themselves.


The tight and twisty Grand Prix track is a blast to drive. Racing
the clock, successful drivers must keep their momentum up without
going too far and sliding the car or running over the curbs.